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John Sydney McCain announced today he's actually going to start running a campaign. Hold on, America! Also I'm trying to decide who is more deluded, Gavin Newsom who thinks he can be governor or his fiancee who thinks he will someday be president. What kind of fucking Sodom and Gomorrah shit do these two think is going to happen over the next 7 years that will make the Rehab Mayor palatable to Americans. Americans, I might add, who cannot be convinced that Barack Obama is not a gay Muslim who is out to kill whitey. The podcast Left, Right and Center has a blog now! Uhm, and it's on Vox...? I wonder how Matt Miller will convey his squeaky defensiveness in text. I'm starting a list of concepts that make Obamatons (a term that does not represent all Obama supporters, obviously, but yall know what I'm talking about) flip the fuck out... off the top of my head: 1. Obama is not Jesus 2. That general elections exist 3. His totes centrist voting record (which is not anything new but became more apparent last week). 4. That no one wants to read your boring-ass blog posts manifesting your white guilt. Holy fuck, Joe Scarborough is substitute hosting for Race to the White House today. DO NOT WANT! I just got a nose bleed from constant nose-blowing. My trashcan runneth over. Current Music: John Harwood announcing last week's news
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I love After Ellen and it would be cool to have an inside man, hah! So anywho, they're looking for new bloggers: Hi all, I'm the blog editor for AfterEllen.com, an MTV-owned site about lesbian and bisexual women in entertainment and media. I'm looking to try out a few new bloggers that would be able to send me posts 2-5 times a week. We do pay per post so if you're interested or know someone that might be, please shoot me an e-mail at trishbendix@gmail.com. Take a look at the blog's style and content and see if you might be a good fit! www.afterellen.com/blog The Pop Culture Blog that Plays for Your Team Thanks! Trish Bendix trishbendix@gmail.com
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So I made this by hand before realizing there are totally interactive maps online that will do it for you, but here's what I see at this point: Gimmes for McCain: Idaho Wyoming Utah Arizona Texas Oklahoma Alaska N. Dakota S. Dakota Kansas Alabama Tennessee Kentucky W. Virginia Gimmes for Obama: Illinois New York Hawaii California Oregon Maine Massachusetts Connecticut Maryland Delaware DC Vermont Rhode Island Red in 2004 but possible for Obama: Montana Missouri Georgia S. Carolina Louisiana Mississippi N. Carolina Virginia -Inside 5% Nevada New Mexico Colorado Iowa Florida Ohio Blue in 2004 but are problematic for Obama: Michigan Pennsylvania New Jersey Washington New Hampshire That said, here's my (pre-VP selection, obvs) prediction for November 2008:  And looking at this, my VP prediction is Rendell. Holla!
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Google game... Erin likes to keep clothing to a minimum. Erin Likes Corn. (ed note: BOOO!!!) Erin likes the cuddles. Erin likes to pour the initial colors on and manipulate them by tilting the surface. Erin likes him a lot. Erin likes Jared. Erin likes to play football as she does for another reason too. Erin likes big butts. Erin likes symbolic things and is spiritually diverse having collected some icons. xox Tags: meme
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I'm just going to keep updating this entry instead of flooding yall with my DNC hearing observations... Wow, 8 years later and glossy-eyed adoration for Al Gore still activates my gag reflex. Or maybe it is the two jalapeno peppers I ate for lunch. Ahh, my mouth is on fire! OMG, State Senators should not be allowed to be on national television. They're all fire & duh. Dems are late back from lunch! Chris Matthews is hoarse and cranky. I hate people who can't be on time too, CM! Sending Chris Cillizza friend requests on Facebook with giddy anticipation. 45 minutes late back from lunch. OMG, please just announce Clinton is the VP and let's go! Haha, cut to space shuttle toilet launch. Fuck, I hate NASA. Yay, no more NASA. But committee is now 1:15 late. CMatthews earnestly drawing parallels between scientific achievements and people unable to agree on things. Chuck Todd: "They will know they look stupid if they scream at each other on national television" LOLz. Doing a meme. YIKES! Newsbreak: Obama resigns from his whack-ass church. The committee is back but just farting around in front of the cameras. These people are such assholes. Wow, what a great reminder of why I could never work in academia or non-profits, so much slow talking and fake sincerity WHILE SAYING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! Okay, this has gotten modestly more interesting. People who want to fully seat the FL delegates are basically saying "fuck Iowa, who cares about their feelings", the opposition basically agree but don't see the Rules committee as being a place to make changes to the system. OMG, did someone say vote? STFU with thanking each other. This is your fucking job. Full seating of FL voted down. Hilary supporters start chanting "Denver"! OMG, I LOVE THIS CRAZY COUNTRY! Half votes for FL. Wow, so it only took the Dems 4 months and a pound of flesh to replicate the Republicans' decision. FTW! OMG!! It's over! Michigan has a fucking complicated decision and it sounds like it's going to be appealed. OMG, it's never going to end! xox Tags: 2008 fever
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