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Terror threat elevated to CODE CUTE! - Erin's LJ: please & thank you.
Terror threat elevated to CODE CUTE!
The cause of last week's e.coli outbreak has been determined to be Salinas county's overpopulation of DEER!! 

According to USA Today this is not the first attempt the deer have made to kill Americans WHERE THEY LEAST EXPECT IT!

• Ron Dudek, 73, of Rancho Santa Fe, Calif., died Oct. 17 of complications from antler wounds inflicted to his face by a male deer that Dudek encountered when he went to pick tomatoes in his backyard garden. It was the nation's second deer-assault death in two years: Donald Sellers, 79, was fatally gored and mauled by his pet buck in Gilbertown, Ala., in 2003.

• Karen Morris, 56, of Clearlake, Calif., was hospitalized for 12 days with head injuries in an attack by a young buck Nov. 17 outside her home. The horns bruised Clifford Morris, 68, when he came to his wife's aid.

• In Covelo, Calif., on Sept. 29, Arnold and Jeannine Bloom returned to their pickup after watering a friend's vegetable garden. A small buck ran up to the truck and knocked the man on his back, California Department of Fish and Game warden Rusty Boccaleoni says. When Jeannine Bloom swung at the animal with a piece of firewood, it turned upon her and ripped a hole in her arm. The next day, Boccaleoni shot and killed the animal.

• Game wardens shot five bucks on the streets of Helena, Mont., after the deer threatened staffers at a day care center and a teenager delivering newspapers.

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elravager From: elravager Date: September 23rd, 2006 06:55 am (UTC) (Link)
I think it is the start of a goverment plot to kill the elderly so they can't collect social security.

I would hate to see what happens when the plan goes into full effect.
basyl From: basyl Date: September 23rd, 2006 05:09 pm (UTC) (Link)
love it!
midge_ratchet From: midge_ratchet Date: September 25th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
deer should definitely be admired from afar. it makes me sad that humans always have to kill any animals that transgress their human-alotted station in life. who cares that we're responsible for destroying their habitat (and natural predators)?
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